A coconut packed a busy bag
To leave his palm one day
Off to play a round of golf
He felt he had a swing to slay
He teed himself upon each Tee
Then gave his club a super whack
The ball sailed down the fairway
The coconut spun back
He putted hard beside the hole,
But missed by half a mile
The ball plopped in a sand catch
As he cracked himself a smile
At sunset, home he rolled again
His golf score quite a shock
“Next time, I’ll play a safer sport
Like sitting on a rock!”
