More Tea Vicar?

 

         

Once again dear Reverend 

you have us in your spin
all muddled up and mismatched
it seems we just can’t win

Our morals in a quandary
you preach to us salvation
by return to church and Sunday school
to revive our once great nation

Coffee mornings social chat
tete-a-tete then lunch
for thirty coins of silver
we can join the Cameron bunch

Bibles won’t be needed

there’s little time to swear
for our detailed vested interest
will enrich our private share

David Cameron did a lot of political evangelizing in 2012 lets hope that in 2015 the politicians will practice what they preach.

So They Say

It seems to me the world wide web

May be the ultimate of tangles

So many darkened corner plots

For the bandit's angled wrangles

Beware take care this game of chess

Will dicey roll those hopeful winners

Seeking ground floor opportunity

Purveyed by devious sinners

Save Money! Retire, Expire!

Oh marvellous how wonderful
how kind how very sleek
so rich are UK pensioner’s
gaining five quid more each week

This princely sum to bring them joy
ecstatically they’re reeling
thinking of those many things
the government keeps stealing

And if by chance when you need care
All those fivers come in handy
towards that hundred thousand bill
when your locked up limbs go bandy