Save Money! Retire, Expire!

Oh marvellous how wonderful
how kind how very sleek
so rich are UK pensioner’s
gaining five quid more each week

This princely sum to bring them joy
ecstatically they’re reeling
thinking of those many things
the government keeps stealing

And if by chance when you need care
All those fivers come in handy
towards that hundred thousand bill
when your locked up limbs go bandy