Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Skin Scam Thank You Ma'am

     What? No more wrinkles cream?

If all those years and times gone by
have caused your skin to wrinkle
no need to shower hard earned cash
to restore that youthful twinkle

The surgeon’s knife or Botox
gives way to a Polymoist Complex
your skin will scan like Peter Pan
on a roll back ‘Never Never’ reflex

Well there you are a local mum
without science or medical training
has discovered that for just six quid
your skin’s no longer waning

Now hold on there don’t jump the gun
 beware the cosmetic ploy
get loads of you to pennies spend
as their coffers bring them joy

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