Monday, 31 August 2015

Nuts Buts and Airline Cuts

A POTTAGE OF SABOTAGE 
Beware! This rhyme may contain peanuts
Take care beware when flying high
Of  snacks in packs for sale 
Causing unforeseen discomforts
Airborne lawsuits may prevail

Apparently a noxious dust
May be erupting from your packs
Micro missiles may cause havoc
From harmful almond tea time snacks

Should there be a hint that stuff you eat
Through circulation spreads alarm 
You may be sued for sinus war crimes
Charged with grievous bodily harm

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