Monday, 31 August 2015

Nuts Buts and Airline Cuts

Beware! This rhyme may contain peanuts
Take care beware when flying high
Of  snacks in packs for sale 
Causing unforeseen discomforts
Airborne lawsuits may prevail

Apparently a noxious dust
May be erupting from your packs
Micro missiles may cause havoc
From harmful almond tea time snacks

Should there be a hint that stuff you eat
Through circulation spreads alarm 
You may be sued for sinus war crimes
Charged with grievous bodily harm

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