Wednesday, 2 April 2025

Gobbledegook

 Seize The Day Carpe Diem GIF by Zhot

Latin used Ad nauseum

Has me stumped and mystified

Pointless use of clever speak

Like ‘Ergo’ leaves less than fortified

 

On a point of ipso facto

I feel left out in the cold

No longer in the status quo

Exempli gratia oversold

 

Why use caveat emptor

To warn a buyer to beware

When the warning isn’t understood

Pro rata difficult to bear

 


Tuesday, 1 April 2025

Oh No! Gotcha

First Of The Month Streamer GIF by Theleaway 


Once again, that April day

Initially sounds cool

Look out for jokes and early pokes

In case you are the April fool

 

Not a day for gullibility

Be watchful for that folly

That lulls you into dumb acceptance 

Where all seriousness is jolly

 

A prankster coax, a silly hoax

Designed for taking in

The easy kind of simple mind

With a Cheshire Cat-like grin



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Once again, that April day

A time for laughter

light, and play.

But watch for pranks

A sly surprise,

Disguised in innocent guise

Beware the fool

The simple jest,

That tests your wit

Puts you to test.

Don't fall for tricks

Or silly scheme,

Wake from this laughter-filled dream.

A prankster's coax

A playful hoax,

A Cheshire grin

A hidden crooks.

To catch the unwary

Kind and mild,

With laughter bright

A charming style.