Tory Marriage Guidance Rules

Life is bleak with the Tory clique
all that blue can’t help revealing
they loudly say it’s OK to be Gay
choose revolting double dealing

What are they on one wonders
what are they doing in power
the coalition’s misplaced mission
such a coffee sniffing shower

Poor old Dave he’s lonely now
distanced from his neighbour
much more cheer on other bench
all his best friends are in Labour