They eloped on Monday morning
Window cleaning day
Took advantage of the ladder
There seemed no other way
She held the ladder steady
As he crawled out on the ledge
Rung by rung descending clung
Reciting lovingly his pledge
She gazed up in admiration
Joined harmoniously in song
T’was then he fell and broke her neck
Such an awful going on
Through fear of height he trembled
Became dizzy hot and sweaty
He lost grip and plummeted
Now eternally together Jim and Betty
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