The Joy Rider

Oh what joy this freedom tool
To travel anywhere

Assail the hills and coast the vales

To stop awhile and stare

To trundle on in auto style

Be seen yet not reveal

A driven Knight and Baroness

Behind the steering wheel

Oh wheelie wonder magic box

Travel treasures you provide

Bestow on our majestic quest

Our righteous ways not be denied

So distance keep know your place

Let not ill-mannered ways engage

Lest you encounter mighty wrath

from our regal driving rage