Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Clean Sheets


Larry Loophole he’s your man
When you find you’re stuck in mud
He’s got ways that will amaze
The lawyers and m'lud
He’ll work your ticket for you
If your card is marked and skanky
He’ll sort the scene fresh bright and clean
Brush out signs of hanky-panky
Larry Loophole reads between the lines
A telling way with wayward flaws
With legal ease undoes with legal keys
Setting free the get out clause
Many times you’ll find apparently
Upsets right angles in the square
For a total sum he’ll overcome
With grace and favour savoir faire
So if your plea is "wasn't me"
Your real intention never meant
With loophole wax restating facts
He finds that way out precedent

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