They keep the fizzy lively
In my fridge inside the door
In my cupboard nice and handy
Sometimes on my garage floor
They’re a marvellous invention
Since eighteen ninety-two
By Ireland’s William Painter
Who knew exactly what to do
Keeping bubble-fizz potential
Required a mind of fizzle vision
A top class cap a snap unwrap
If you’re on a thirst quench mission
Then old Bill went to Baltimore
To invent his crowning glory
No more dreary beer or lemonade
We’re sure to have another story
A backwoodsman's bottle opener
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