Written specially for this eccentric but funny salesman Geoffrey Rock
At Bonus Willerby Electrical Store,
in the section known as trade
Where deals are done at lightning rate
with loads of money made
For many a year all sorts have come
not sure of what they want
from the master mind purveyor
of know-all parts list font
Such legendary patter,
takes the novice mind off price
removing all suspicious thoughts
smoothly mumbling “Ever so Nice”
“Now let’s see what this lot costs
we wont be charging that!”
or “ No, no, no that’s far too low
we need a little fat.”
“There you are, my very best,
forty quid that’s nice”
Count your fingers check your bill
He’s charged you twice the price.
Week in week out he’s been there
with tongue-in-cheeky mock
the ‘absolute top of the wholesale shop
they’ll miss old Geoffrey Rock
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