Tuesday, 26 June 2012

New Balls Please

It’s time again for Wimbledon
On court with my best racket
taking tennis lessons
and it costs a pretty packet

A lady shouts “your bulging pouch
suggests you’ve had a fall”
“Don’t worry” I said happily
“it’s just my tennis ball”

“Oh dear!” she cried “how awful
such a tender place for pain
for I’ve had tennis elbow

it must be driving you insane”

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