Tuesday, 2 April 2013

My Camp The Thoughts of I. D. S.


I. D. S. is quite correct
how little one can live on
a plate of rice a bowl of gruel
and a supermarket coupon

When the chips are non-existent
we give thanks for innovation
Getting by on bugger all
a sort of boot camp concentration

A tried and tested formula
of blame and persecution
A 1st class right wing A-plan
a nightmare crystal clear solution

When it comes to perfect numbers
fifty three is way passed plenty
Rising prices play no part
The I. D. S. plan saves you twenty

Powdered milk and sawdust
Curds and whey of course
Why not a zebra uniform
And a plate of knackered horse

Story Link

I could live on £53 in benefits a week, says Iain Duncan Smith

Work and pensions secretary has been challenged to fulfil his claim that he could live on £53 a week in benefits

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