Nuts Buts and Airline Cuts

A POTTAGE OF SABOTAGE 

Beware! This rhyme may contain peanuts

Take care beware when flying high

Of  snacks in packs for sale 

Causing unforeseen discomforts

Airborne lawsuits may prevail

Apparently a noxious dust

May be erupting from your packs

Micro missiles may cause havoc

From harmful almond tea time snacks

Should there be a hint that stuff you eat

Through circulation spreads alarm 

You may be sued for sinus war crimes

Charged with grievous bodily harm

No Can Vous Do

Trust my luck I’m down and out

My wheel of fortune is deflated

The dice I rolled have fallen foul

My gypsy rose agglomerated 

All shook up no good vibrations

My rabbit’s foot is now impending

All signs that once seemed omens

Not worth the weight I’m now contending

Tarot cards are stacked against me

I’m superstitiously suspicious

Unfound belief belies relief

My worried beads tell tales fictitious

Cupcakes in Chiswick

On days when one affords the time

Enjoying beverages at leisure
On linen braid a subtle table laid

Heightens mood in genteel pleasure

Serving fare on finest chinaware

Adorned to tempt ones predilection

Curling dreamy dainty fondant creams

Lend choice selection to confection

Surface Tension

Optical collector

Light absorbed reflector

A vision match confirming sight

Shuffling curious shape conjecture

May coldly crash my pure delight

A false impression guess detector

Deceptively this specular

Predicts results of my molecular

Emitting images most harshly
Expressing points of view impartially

A sliding glance one cannot pass

Look in or out sneak preview carefully