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In need of personal maintenance
For her Barnet and her rind
She simply ordered goods online
To reinstate her look refined
Restoring style and coiffure shine
Returning corium to gleam
But! Delivery has her frothing
In lather puffs of boiling steam
Instead of promised luxuries
Embracing dream relaxing thoughts
She found herself like Jason Bourne
With twenty different passports
And so it is no foam nor fizz
No candlelight bathtime revive
Just a visit from the NSA
And scrutinised by MI5
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