Thursday, 18 October 2018

Eau de Groan (A Mobile Moan)

I took part in a survey
A tick-box situation
Grading services from ‘1-10’
For assessment information
They say they needed feedback
Improving customer contentment
And as a gesture of goodwill
Sent a free gift compliment
A pack of chocolate cookie treats
Subject to ‘T’s’ and ‘C’s’
Provided I can move my ass
And pay the travel fees
I’ll bet you think I was delighted
Rushing off to grab my prize
Although in truth I didn’t bother
This kind of treat seemed quite unwise
In future should they ever ask
On my reaction to their ploys
Giving gifts with strict conditions
Such aggravation just annoys

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