Wednesday, 15 May 2019

The Bury Me Vile Show

‘Everyone at ITV’s thoughts and sympathies 
are with the family and friends’
At last they’ve had to take it off
All the spite and spit and slanging
Just like history’s execution shows
Where ugly crowds attended hanging

Advertisers on a sales parade
Used disregarded underdogs
Whilst oglers barking accusations
At those who wallow stuck in bogs

“Look at them I can’t believe it”
In our ‘Laugh-out-loud’ ovations
Thankfully we’re not like them
With dismal loser inclinations

All those people whom society fails
Who can’t get past their rage
Who can’t relate their distressed lives
Displaying agony on stage

Shame on producers and presenters
Vast fortunes clearly made
On the backs of drowning failures
Without a hope to make the grade

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