Friday 23 August 2019

A Delectable Collectable

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A fellow of marmalade research
Who struggled perfecting his spread
Portions it seemed exactly as deemed
But still he kept losing his thread

At first he blamed the greengrocer
Demanding much fresher he said
Again the mix crashed the fellow abashed
This is soaking up far too much bread

I feel that the rind is behind it
Our fellow made new cuts instead
Inspecting the pectin and gold of the fruit
And so invented the first ‘Golden Shred’

The story as outlined above is a completely fictitious rendition.

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