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A scientist’s guide to life: how to smell nice By Helen Pilcher |
If you find your armpits flagging
Out of kilter down and out
If the people standing near to you
Begin to twitch and shift about
Cheer up there are solutions
That will set your armpits free
For its all about bacteria
Brand new Aroma Therapy
Good bacteria bad bacteria
Where the good replaces bad
To renew your armpit empire
Prevent your buddies going mad
Transplant is the key they say
To uproot surface nasty swine
Your armpits sing like early spring
Refreshed and feeling fine
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