Friday, 17 October 2025

Dolly Put the Coffee on

Happy Coffee Time GIF by Mashed

 

Dolly put the coffee on

Dolly put the coffee on

Dolly put the coffee on

We need our caffeine hit

 

The descaling light is blinking

It’s time to flush it through

Irrespective of the rigmarole 

No coffee can ensue

 

Although we’ve flushed it three times

The descaling light still blinking

So Dolly cannot serve our coffee up

In despair, our hearts are sinking

 

Dolly put the kettle on

Like Polly would agree

The coffee maker’s given up

We’ll settle for a cup of tea

 

We would buy a coffee maker new

Be warned, there are restrictions

The pods we have no longer fit

Machines are full of contradictions

 

Very many types and features

Coffee kinds and range of strengths

It is a carry-on too far

A cuppa shouldn’t need so many lengths

 

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