Tuesday, 9 October 2012

A Headache for Burglars

Lock your doors and windows tight
intruders visit day or night
especially when you’re fast asleep
rogues may breach your castle keep

Should this occur you have the right
to relieve the scoundrel’s sense of light
blunt instrument or baseball bat
to help them find the welcome mat

Seek swift assistance call the law
zip-tie the rascals limbs for sure
when coming too should they complain
just nudge their bonce with the bat again

NEWLY appointed Justice Secretary Chris Grayling is to give homeowners the right to attack burglars without fear of prosecution. The new law will be introduced "at the first opportunity" to offer protection to those who come across intruders in their homes.

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