Lock your doors and windows tight
intruders visit day or night
especially when you’re fast asleep
rogues may breach your castle keep
especially when you’re fast asleep
rogues may breach your castle keep
Should this occur you have the right
to relieve the scoundrel’s sense of light
blunt instrument or baseball bat
to help them find the welcome mat
to relieve the scoundrel’s sense of light
blunt instrument or baseball bat
to help them find the welcome mat
Seek swift assistance call the law
zip-tie the rascals limbs for sure
when coming too should they complain
just nudge their bonce with the bat again
zip-tie the rascals limbs for sure
when coming too should they complain
just nudge their bonce with the bat again
NEWLY appointed Justice Secretary Chris Grayling is to give homeowners
the right to attack burglars without fear of prosecution. The new law
will be introduced "at the first opportunity" to offer protection to
those who come across intruders in their homes.
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