Hats off to Willy

What a bind he lost his hat
though it landed nice and near
poor old Willy’s Titfer-Tat
in the trash can dear-oh-dear

Willy’s not a back seat shrinker
he’s a one for diving in
no thought for pong and consequence
no retreating from that bin

His bonce was well and truly stuck
they called the firemen quickly
they freed old Willy without further ado
Willy bravely smiled quite sickly

Dedicated fondly to William Middleton
'High Hat' 'High Street' Hero