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For hours reflecting seriously
striving desperately for calm
Breathing contemplative
quells a heartbeat stress alarm

Fear of things one may have said
wringing gnashing machinations
Apologies begged implicitly
my pericombobulation's

John Conway is among what is good about twitter
@lareah07 Very funny, very sharp. Recommended.

Celebrity Words

mid-meld omnishambles cowabunga

much D'oh boom-boom

Thinking Saturday on Wednesday

A day by day mid-meld

In a life of omnishambles

A lust for cowabunga held

I feel this Much inside my Tardis

D'oh I need release from my back room

No longer see the funny side

When I end a joke boom-boom

Thoughtology

I do my best to sit and think

Though I have a wondering mind

Playing around with options

Avoiding loops that tie and bind

I like to get things written down

Without a second take

Then wait to see if qualms set in

Is it real or is it fake

Inside a fear a nagging doubt

Even worse to plagiarise

Do my passages have ordered sense

Or do my words deceive my eyes

Are there answers here I wonder

Tapping into my psychology

Or do we all write stuff in circles

Like thinking thought tautology

Summer Slogan 'Peak Heat'

Reaching for the ice box

I'm thinking lemonade

Freezing tickles down my throat

Happy taste buds got it made

Droplets in my drooping eyes 

Sweating salty stings my sight 

Feeling sultry sunlight weary 

There's far too much hot light 

They're calling it a heat wave 

I'm seared and saturated 

Not a cloud Up in the sky 

Overcome and sunindated

The Cat With Stars On Her Mind

Looking out at the tide of beyond

Listening seeking learning

Imagine drifting the astral pond

To be a bright light burning

Eyes that see the future plane

Feed the ache of inner need

To conquer frontiers once again

At most incredible high speed

To meet and merge the outer mind

Discussing driving forces

At last to blend another kind

Of starlit horses on wild courses

Masham Muttony in the County

A lamb turned up just recently
Somewhat out of place
We've no idea from where it came
Do you recognise its face
Should you have an inkling
Maybe saw it in a field
Then let us know we'll send it back
Before the mint sauce is congealed 


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The Hole Truth

Today I found a pack of holes

with invisible surrounds

I put them in a see through box

in theory out of bounds

If by chance you come across them

please leave them as they are

they're sorted for convenience

so as not to look bizarre

Treat them with respect and care

so important is their place

if not holed up away from sight

they disappear without a trace 

This little ditty is one of my favourite Ropey Rhymes. It was inspired by Lennon & McCartney's song 'A Day In The Life' . In the song they mention 4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire - Check out the Wikipedia link below:

Lennon wrote the song's final verse inspired by a Far & Near news brief, in the same 17 January edition of the Daily Mail that had inspired the first two verses. Under the headline "The holes in our roads", the brief stated: "There are 4,000 holes in the road in Blackburn, Lancashire, or one twenty-sixth of a hole per person, according to a council survey. If Blackburn is typical, there are two million holes in Britain's roads and 300,000 in London."[17]

Pot holes, black holes sink holes and now a pack of holes. Whatever next.

Sweet Parity

Even handed fair to say

Equal shares avoid dismay

Frankly not a likely find

Greed is not a friendly kind

Parity's such an awful bind

Hard of heart is everywhere

Easy ruse pretend you care

Look at any needy child

Hankers for the loving mild

Let them flounder in the wild

Wealthy waster’s hearts of stone

Who nothing do apart from BLESS!

Then leave them in their lonely mess

Cut their credits useless twats

Greedy words from autocrats

Impoverishment is society's ultimate failing