Saturday, 22 February 2014

A Bitter Pill for Bungling Bill

Seeking helpful money
A raider nabbed some cash
Twenty thousand dollars
His method somewhat rash

Lacking any preparation
To secure his newfound stash
In full view of hidden cameras
A par-baked plan reduced to mash

Simplicity the byword
Use of flair, stylized panache
A grand designer carry bag
To assist one’s exit dash

The weather is worth noting
Icy getaways prone to crash
If the slippery slope you’re sliding on
Turns to a sidewalk dancing bash

Although the pillock of this story
Found his dream a Wall Street crash
Now fortified and tightly tied
He wears a solid bracelet sash

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