A Wise Wind Blowing

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Don’t buy into the ridicule

From those who stand apart

Showing petulance on flatulence

at every passing ‘Horse and Cart’

The healthiest of body states

Operatic airs most smart
proliferate the great and good

In lofty halls of D’Oyly Carte

So essential is the sulphur pout
among the best eighteen per day

Will demonstrate a wealth of health

Sing loud and proud without dismay

Crapulence

Saw this great pic on Google+ 'Humourica'

Peel me a slice of chewing gum

I taste of last nights 'too much wine'

My head not speaking to my mind
Apart from that I’m feeling fine

The city lights that lifted me
now serve my morning after pain

I followed go-lights everywhere

To battle sunlight’s bright refrain

The shards are sharp and piercing
looking daggers as I wrangle

Slips and trips I muddle carelessly

Veiled in deep sleep’s tethered tangle

OXFORD DICTIONARY 

Origin:  mid 17th century: from late Latin crapulentus 'very drunk', from Latin crapula 'inebriation', from Greekkraipalē 'drunken headache'.

Origamist

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At my old age I must confess

A mite too old to join the army

To keep me busy in quiet hours

I ‘ve joined the fold in origami

It meets my needs for creases

Sharply pressed like on parade
with discipline in line within
on shapes of things perfectly made

In my troop of transformation

I do a general five star thing

Sculpt and pleat my flagging standards

Compute a tessellating string

With scheme and keen precision

Fine strategic plans revealed
A flawless game of pastime

Winning secrets well concealed

Apathy Anonymous

Oh God! Now I see the light!

Vatican Stan has a paper trail

need all boxes to be ticked

Missing data unacceptable
each tiny detail very strict

Any missing information

Will ‘not at all’ be tolerated
as written in the small print
Legal statutes now updated

Analyzed statistics
the benchmarks underline
your standing and your ranking
your rendition they decline

Do not expect an explanation
that you can ever understand

 Your colour coding plainly grey

Denies your place in wonderland

Should you think this minor tale

unworthy of your note

Wake up its called autocracy

When electorates don't vote