Where's My Taxi???

No need to take my word for it

Many others feel the same
if here in Hull you need a taxi

There is a new unpleasant game

The rules are held in secret
a sort of roulette-loaded dice
if they can find a better fare

They leave you stranded ‘just not nice’

Take or leave your impotence
I’m sure that many do
As for me I feel that standards count

Therefore writing this for you

Should you incur obnoxiousness

Your taxi contract scrapped in shreds
my advice is let your feelings show

Join our group of screaming heads

If life for you is at the wheel

And you feel this rhyme applies

Ask yourself how smart it is

As business fades before your eyes

A City of Culture will need to do better