When attending ones
ablutions
be observant be alert
Take extra care with
valuables
absent mindedness avert
Be warned, I read an
article
A Chinese guy called
Zhang
In a shower flipped his
wedding band
Where from his soapy
finger sprang
Then down the squatty
potty
to his horror lost his
ring
at lightning speed he
plunged his mitt
Alas he could not feel a
thing
He screamed out 'call the
fire brigade'
It seems his search was
out of luck
Much fumbling in the
drains remains
his
swelling metacarpus stuck
They came with drills and
hammers
to excavate his bowl
trapped claw
his pit stained
mitt the stench of it
they gagged to free his
septic paw
It seems his ring has
gone for good
causing many sleepless
nights
all that affluence now
effluent
He’s filed a claim for squatter’s rights
He’s filed a claim for squatter’s rights
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