Proverbially

Cousin Colin beer can talk

Spins a cracker barrel tale

Highly skilled in narrative

When imbibing India Pale

Theatre play or movie script

With mocking whimsy flair

Draws a scene of crazy circles

bags of gags and puns to share

He has the feel to keep it real

Laughter lines born of mishap

Overjoyed with Schadenfreude

Recounts a vivid cockup trap

Seeks to find the hidden cover-up
That may conceal a blanket laugh
Giving lessons on the lessons learned
With good old adages not-half

Proclaims a stitch in time saves nine
Won't put the cart before the horse
Will always look before he leaps
Each howling 'foul!' his tour de force

Colin should write a book for sure as life's ironies are never lost on him