The Ballad of Mel Capone

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As gloom descends on budget spends
Mel Capone has all the gear

Putting moonshine spells on bottles

Which he fills with wine and beer

He says it's not too taxing

Proof of heady aptitude

Notoriously brings bootleg hooch

To leave his neighbours stewed

Enjoying price advantages

Partaking high discounted swills

Tanked up on well-oiled tipples

Shots in picture-postcard stills