Home Invasion Protection

Spider Web by plantm on Newgrounds

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The spiders here about my house

Every one of them a pet

I never buy supplies for them

Nor do I take them to a Vet

They set up traps with diligence 

Web designer's debonair

Seeking content as it happens

Each connection is their share

Every visitor carefully noted

With keenly followed finest threads

Relieving us of carrion
To keep the roof above our heads

One More Time

These heady days host fine farewells

Bright summer colours autumn burst

In golden shades, resplendence fades

A palette trove of bliss immersed

Disappearing days of light heart glee

Slow soft footsteps gentle dance

Fading memories of those gala nights

Blurred in misty tearful trance

Harvest fields dressed up conclusively 

In the gathering’s closing light

September songs in pastoral throngs

Seasonal songbirds take their flight

I Am Somewhere

STORY LINK - 2D Universe??

Finger hopping never stopping 

Surfing data anagrams

Pass by easy never needy

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

Everything downloadable 

At Macy's Harrods or the Ritz

Take pleasure in the sense of things

A universal Google blitz

Standing by at breakneck speed

Exchange mistakes for something new

Complete each satisfaction card

We are improving just for you

I think maybe I'm here in Boston

I'll check my credit card receipt

Every block a stock of distance

I walk reality off my feet

Team Spirit

Now! How may I help?

Thank you for calling us today

Although we’re oh so busy now

All those disillusioned customers

Who call us up to have a row

We have a list of get out cons

Which you can read about on line

Pointing out the fault is yours

Apart from that we’ll get on fine

Dissatisfaction is our special skill

We can turn your anger inside out

Ask for details twenty times

Interject with please don’t shout

Unless you have a barrister

Or cabinet minister on your side

We’ll pass your issue to a manager

Who’s never on nobody’s side

We interrupt we over-talk

Leave you drowning in your sorrow

Left on hold until we close

Please call again tomorrow

When you have so many customers you just don't give a toss

Foreign Food (Alien Tastes)

Hot August nights in Texas

When it’s far too close for slumber

And the weather noise is deafening

You feel that fate has got your number

Step outside with mobile phone

Take ‘Facebook’ shots for show

Then right before your bleary eyes

You clock a well-timed UFO

Tracing crazy streaking lights

Stark events needs no persuasion

Place on your deck a welcome mat

To greet the Alien Invasion

Don’t jump for joy until it’s clear

On what you witnessed in the skies

A striking barge of electric-charge

Playing mind games with your eyes

Maybe time to thank your lucky stars

On all things alien here’s the crunch
The saucer plate you see descending
Is gathering folk like you for lunch

Wordfinder General (Brought To Book)

English language horde of words

Loquacious lexicon conveyor

Vigorously abundant choice

In a countless multi-layer

A mine of meaning so available

To present without contention

Defining place or class distinction

Pompous ribald glib pretension

Clearly written simply spoken

Using a minimum of syllables

Exacting stress grammatically

On legal precedents of principle

A boundless library of vernacular

For the common man a chorus

As fanfares flare renouncing

One’s lack of using a thesaurus