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Thank you for
calling us today
Although we’re oh so
busy now
All those
disillusioned customers
Who call us up to
have a row
We have a list of
get out cons
Which you can read
about on line
Pointing out the
fault is yours
Apart from that
we’ll get on fine
Dissatisfaction is
our special skill
We can turn your
anger inside out
Ask for details
twenty times
Interject with
please don’t shout
Unless you have a
barrister
Or cabinet minister
on your side
We’ll pass your
issue to a manager
Who’s never on
nobody’s side
We interrupt we
over-talk
Leave you drowning
in your sorrow
Left on hold until
we close
Please call again
tomorrow
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