Thursday, 22 January 2015

Roll Over Payola (Sheds of Racket Tears)


Soul Searching Sales

Bastions of our culture club
Market leaders we admire
Set in scenes promoting excellence
Our shopping paradise desire

But lately news is leaking out
How the management is prone
To heavy handed bother boys
Much more akin to Al Capone

Our bargain seekers come what may
Traipse our aisles in convoy droves
So greasing palms and placing goods
A pirate’s dream of treasure troves

We don’t use words like bribery
'Finder's Fees' on goods displayed
Taking part in knuckle sandwich deals
Better put we say ‘Fair Trade’


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