Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Russian Bank Roulette

If you’re childlike over-trusting
With woolly covers on your eyes
Astrologically affected
Lucky charms you fondly prize

If you need to cross your fingers
Finding ritual reassuring
A Nostradamus follower
There is a Russian bank procuring

They’re looking for the gullible
Who think that life’s a magic spell
Not reading forms in contracts
Beguiling smiles will ring their bell

But when saving your deposit
You’ll find only money truly counts
They wont accept your totem card
Bewitching cheques that often bounce

They guarantee you with an errand
To spice your mojo welcome mat
Calm your fear of crossing thresholds
By trusting fortune to their cat

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