Transformation

Barry shaved his head today

I must say rather comical

We’re blinded by his shiny head

A barren waste of missing follicle

Barry says his left eye’s crock

He’ll have to wear a monocle

Looking more like Mr Peanut

Not so suave yet quite ironical




In truth his transformation

A celebration rite canonical

The ladies love his huskiness
Suggestive dreamy anatomical