Taking chancy unsafe bets
when eating on the hoof
if there’s an even money option
you’d do well to ask for proof
The bookies favourite burger
if you like to study form
in the bag it’s a one horse race
takes the Bobtail Nag by storm
When eating at a canter
try a real backwoodsman treat
sink deep those Billy Bob gnashers
‘spread a plate’ of galloping meat
Bar-b-Q’s are serious things
on the global wending way
a manly sling on the griddle brings
no radish sauce horse play
when eating on the hoof
if there’s an even money option
you’d do well to ask for proof
The bookies favourite burger
if you like to study form
in the bag it’s a one horse race
takes the Bobtail Nag by storm
When eating at a canter
try a real backwoodsman treat
sink deep those Billy Bob gnashers
‘spread a plate’ of galloping meat
Bar-b-Q’s are serious things
on the global wending way
a manly sling on the griddle brings
no radish sauce horse play
A rhyme to relish when riding roughshod over the supermarkets.
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