Monday, 9 June 2014

For Heavens Sake!

Blow me down and stripe me pink
Scanning all my ‘Do declares’
Beyond belief I’ve seen it all
I’ll go to the foot of our stairs

I can’t contain my shock refrain
In a world where know one knows
Speechless stumped say that again
Why would you ever Stone the Crows

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
knock the wind out of my sails
My gilded Lilly over egged
The very idea confounds and pales

All I can say at the end of the day
Would you ever ‘Adam and Eve’ it
Son of a gun I’m on the run
Well I never’ I don’t believe it

Nowhere in this world will you find more credulity than that found among the ignorant.


  1. This really put a little skip into my weary step this morning!...Light, flighty, clever...and most of!...

    1. Incredulity has developed its own language although most are to lazy to use anything other than good old 'effing-hell'