It's F.I.F.A. not F.I.S.A

We know best, it's football not soccer!

Six hundred years of football

Is where the antecedent draw’s

That soccer is erroneous

Just as daft as ‘Nil, Nil’ scores

There is no catch in football match

Strictly speaking not a game

Boots with studs not shoes with cleats

‘Either-Or’ may look the same

A most emphatic clause in football

Defining 'periods' a crime

A finished matched is over

Unless allowing extra time

Keeping close when playing football

Is not guarding when you mark

Equally it’s not a catch

Aussie rules we view as dark

Purely playing foot on ball

Should never raise a doubt

There are penalties for using hands
As Football’s what its all about

Taken from Oxford Dictionaries Blog: The first rule of football is… don’t call it soccer. For those unaware soccer comes from Association Football